Quote Board - Drunken Master

"I don't eat shit, I eat processed shit."
-Sean

"That little bugger must have a range of a full four octaves!"
-Thorin

"I have a little tag that says 'Eat Me!'"
-Dan

"My god Becky, you're worse that Kathie Lee Gifford!"
-Mark

"See what you get for opposing me!"
-Becky

"And then he discovered he could tickle me with his teeth."
-Kathy

Oh God, it's covered with Lewis!"
-Sean

"Because I'm funnay!"
-Lewis

"Stop this jabbing of my nipple!"
-Matt

"Who won't get a rack?"
-Kirsten
"Well, since you already have one..."
-Mark
[On Scrabble having five players]

"Abby's trying to get me to chew on Kelly!"
-Dan

"I've got the tube! I've got the tube!"
-Sean

"That brings more meaning to the word 'pot-luck.'"
-Christine

They're not like potato chips! You CAN have just one!"
-Denise

"Case you hadn't noticed, this house makes my shirt come off!"
-Dan

"You and your zit."
-Mark

"If I don't fluff your hair, you can punch me!"
-Christine

"I don't have a motorcycle, so I have to use a blender."
-John P

"Wow! Alcohol is great! It's better than tea!"
-Abby

I know I've had enough because I started wishing I was a Gila monster but
they don't like soybeans and that would be bad."
-Abby

"I'm not going to exist. I'm not going to exist on this couch. I'm not going to exist
on that couch because that couch isn't comfortable."
-Shilpa

"I really have to get a job so I can earn enough money... so I can finally go on
that killing spree."
-Sean

"I've got tenure! You know what that means? I can take off my pants!"
-Mike