"I don't eat shit, I eat processed shit."
-Sean
"That little bugger must have a range of a full four octaves!"
-Thorin
"I have a little tag that says 'Eat Me!'"
-Dan
"My god Becky, you're worse that Kathie Lee Gifford!"
-Mark
"See what you get for opposing me!"
-Becky
"And then he discovered he could tickle me with his teeth."
-Kathy
Oh God, it's covered with Lewis!"
-Sean
"Because I'm funnay!"
-Lewis
"Stop this jabbing of my nipple!"
-Matt
"Who won't get a rack?"
-Kirsten
"Well, since you already have one..."
-Mark
[On Scrabble having five players]
"Abby's trying to get me to chew on Kelly!"
-Dan
"I've got the tube! I've got the tube!"
-Sean
"That brings more meaning to the word 'pot-luck.'"
-Christine
They're not like potato chips! You CAN have just one!"
-Denise
"Case you hadn't noticed, this house makes my shirt come off!"
-Dan
"You and your zit."
-Mark
"If I don't fluff your hair, you can punch me!"
-Christine
"I don't have a motorcycle, so I have to use a blender."
-John P
"Wow! Alcohol is great! It's better than tea!"
-Abby
I know I've had enough because I started wishing I was a Gila monster
but
they don't like soybeans and that would be bad."
-Abby
"I'm not going to exist. I'm not going to exist on this couch. I'm not
going to exist
on that couch because that couch isn't comfortable."
-Shilpa
"I really have to get a job so I can earn enough money... so I can finally
go on
that killing spree."
-Sean
"I've got tenure! You know what that means? I can take off my pants!"
-Mike