I think Josh's brain is available by co-ax. -Matt
Do you really want me to join you? I'll just start licking... -Kathy to Jeremy and Des
And now the feet of doom are just teasing you. -Kathy
Josh... Give me family. -Ethan
I wish I was still a dirty old lady. -Josh
Everybody: Matt! You killed it!
Matt: I didn't kill it, it's just the theme song!
Kathy: Matt, you're the housewife.
Matt: I prefer to think of myself as the househusband.
When talking about dead people, sex should always be mentioned. -Dan B
I'll be your pimp too. -Kathy
It looks easier than it is once you realize that it's harder than it looks. -Matt
It was a fiasco and I nearly got the groping of my life. -Derek
I've got nothing to grope. -Derek
Love can be prevented with a Kit-Kat. -Lewis
She's too purple to die!! -Asa
Keep doing that, I was watching your tail! -Matt to Hanna
Sancho, if you want guys to throw themselves at you, you just have to ask... -Kathy
Kathy: Would you have sex w/ Yoda?
Lewis: He is a Jedi master...
Josh: I'd have sex with Yoda!
At least he's not giving you a handjob... -Takashi to Derek
He's not just a Stormtrooper, he also acts on Sesame Street. -Thorin
I'm a senior and I get to be apathetic. -Matt
No, stop! It's funnier if he gets probed! -Dan
I don't actually believe that the pennies contain any breastness... -Matt
I like being able to say the random things and not ending up on the quote board - do you know why? Because it's scifi house. -Derek
Oh, Planet of Shadow. I read that as Planet of Herpes. -Dan
Takashi is stealing Matt's (stuffed) dog...
Andy (to Matt): You didn't have that last year, did you?
Matt: No, I got it this year as a replacement for Kelly.
Takashi (immediately drops dog): Aaaa! Derek! What does Matt do with that?
I'll kill myself before I let anything that evil come flying out of my ass. -Derek
Screw him, 'cause they screwed me, so he can screw himself! -Matt
Stanley Kubrick... and the chamber of secrets. -Andrew + Ethan
I'm the earwax fairy! -Lewis
I think love involves wet fingers. -Lewis
Note to self: Massacre Ewoks. -Kira
I have a giant attack penis! -Lewis
Lewis is channeling my penis. -Josh
Pizza... with extra penis on top. -Dan