"Becky, Denise is a guest in our house. Treat her with respect. If you
want to
kill her, go to her house. "
-Mike
"Chu Chu"
-Mike
"Nothing ends a good killing spree like spontaneous combustion."
-Sean
"That would kill a man." -Sean
"But it's only $7." -Becky
"It hurts when it's funny."
-Robin
"Dan, you're so generous. Poke me, poke me!"
-Thorin (In squash voice)
"And you'll be a little surprised when the 'benefit' comes from behind."
-Chris Middleton
"The stairs were the only thing keeping us alive! Oh God!"
-Mike
"We need to get you a nanny. A little old lady to follow you around
and tell you
no." -Sean
"But I'd ignore her." -Dan
"That's why we give her the paddle." -Sean
"Dan doesn't want to pass his kidney stone- he wants to FAIL his kidney
stone!"
-Bess
"Gender is Satanic! Yes!"
-Dan
"More crack! No more crack? More crack!"
-Becky Weisgerber
"Naked men do homework?"
-Christine
"Ion propulsion? Let's do it!"
-Christine
"I think Texas just has panhandle envy. Oklahoma- now there's a panhandle!"
-Mike
"Really the reason I go to class is I like writing in cursive in pen."
-Mike