| Class | 2008 | Major(s) | undecided | Number | 42 | Nicknames | rear window | Height | 5'9" | Weight | 160 | Hometown | Ann Arbor. MI | Years on CUT | 2 | Favorite position | cutter | hitchcockj@carleton.edu |
| I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. |