| Class | 2008 | Major(s) | Undecided | Number | 24 | Nicknames | Height | 6'1" | Weight | 180 | Hometown | Lake Quivira, KS | Years on CUT | 1 | Marital Status | Unclear. Still investigating Kansas incest laws. | Favorite position | Cutter | varnump@carleton.edu |
| Peter likes to shake his hair. Look at him shake. So pretty. |
