DOOMSDAY

hometown: rochester, NY
height: 6'1"
weight: 4375 lbs. on uranus
major: physics/ doomology
position: handler/ havoc-wreaker
doomsday enjoys prophesizing his imminent destruction of the earth, perfecting the doomsday device, and playing with bubbles.

voted most likely to annihilate mankind, then have a light supper.

But Doomsday! It's just a beer and a partially-

eaten garden burger . . .

St. Olaf freshman Leah and her two spunky droids have infiltrated Doomsday's lair and returned with the following schematic detailing the hidden Doomsday Device. If you have any information pertaining to its whereabouts, please contact Mitch at mitch@savetheworldfromdoomsday.org. Reminder: DO NOT attempt to retrieve the Device yourself, it could be booby-trapped.