Alison: So I'm going to fuck Kelly?
Matt: No. That's not what she said at all
Alison: Damnit!
Alison: You have not seen my car.
Matt: Yes, but I have seen several other cars.
You're 21 now. You don't need friends anymore. -Ethan
I refuse to eat small pieces of goldfish sensually. -Matt
It's like a pornmovie, only with music instead of porn. -Matt
You make various substances taste together good! -Mari
Your logic seems circular, Matt, almost pointlike. -Ethan
Derek - I'm asking for a girlfriend for Christmas. It'll work! I'll leave cheese for Santa.
There's a duplex channel of shit between us. -Matt to Mari
...in my website. I mean my room. -John
Did someone tie Lewis's and your rooms together? -Alison
That balloon is going to HELL! -Nobody [indeed, I believe Thorin wrote this just because he thought it.]
Worf is my bitch. -Mari
So that's the woman that took me home. Score! -Mari
Stop that or the next time I attack you with a pen, it'll be trying to give your boobs smiley faces. -Lewis to Kira
Matt broke the bathroom. -Kira
Who's the pizza man been biting? Are you in on this joke? -Thorin
Science by Matt: "The ratio between the speed of sound and the thickness [of the saltine] is too great for me to fold it."
It's practice! You can work on me now so you can get better... and work on me later." -John (to Shana) (And he did get a backrub)
"...yes, we formed a deep and meaningful bond."
"You mean you didn't when she was your prospie?"
"No, I saw her in a callous throwaway sense then."
-Mari (referring to Hanna)
Mari: My campaign of terror will end if I move into a townhouse.
John: Campaign of terror?
Mari: Oops, did I say that out loud?