I wish I had a stalker. -Derek
But apparently, my eyes eat penises. -Dan then Sancho
Do they make Jesus strap-ons? -Dan
God, I hope so. -Josh
Oh look, it's my ass in my eye! -Dan
The evil bosson of DEATH. -Callen (about Buffy)
Dan, don't get your gay on me. -Derek
Matt, Who is he? He is the one with glasses. -Wakey to Hector
My lips are burning. -Dan
Kiss Lewis. -Josh
If he's a man, he has bellybutton lint. -Alison
That rant was kind of ranty. -Josh
Gelatinious Mathematics doesn't work. -Dan
Why do gay men get all the good beds? -August
What? I don't understand. -Lewis
He's meeping and he's wet! -Asa (about Matt)
Whenever I see Lewis move quickly that's my queue [Josh doing too much CS] cue to turn around. -Derek
Stop strocking it and use it dammit! -Derek
And I'll take the hammer and watch for Josh. -Callen
Go, go gadget lightsaber! -Dan AND August, in unison
Lewis, I'm trying to do my Spanish Homework. Take your erection elsewhere! -Derek
Next you're going to tell me that Lewis isn't straight. -Josh
I want to show you what a wonderful roommate I'd be. -Lewis (to Derek)
No going down my Pope! -Sancho
Is you class the curve? -Ethan as Dicky
He's so evil; in a good family circus kind of evil. -Wakey
Matt's view of heaven: I hope in heaven you just know all programming languages
He groped me, I trust him! -Matt
My breasts are not stress balls! -Kathy to Lewis
I don't have anything to do with any of those quotes. -Lewis
I was trying to kill the cherub. Killing is so not molesting! -Lewis
I just analyse things, I don't accept them. -Matt (Look at Quote Board: Deluxx for another interesting quote by Matt on similar subjects.)
He's just moving things around without solving the problem. -Steve
He's a CS Major allright. -Josh
Because I'm not that stupid, Mr. Derek - er, Mr. Lewis. -Derek
Twizlers are Tropical fruit? -Erica
Ya, Siberian Tropical Fruit. -Josh
Josh is cooler than misc people. -Alison
Ali: Don't you just love little boys?
Josh (disgustedly): No!
This book got 100 times more interesting once it started talking about cow belching. -Callen
Get in touch with your inner creep. -Callen
I will not strip for half a hard lemonade. -Josh
I slept. I'm never doing that again. -Kathy
Like Buffy with the barbed wire. -Dan
Yeah... only gayer. -Josh
I have complete confidence in Lewis. -Andy (as Lewis's hand is closing around his neck)
I'm getting a part of getting horizontal. -Asa