Of course my nose is part of my ass. -Matt
What? I just want to suck on a noodle! -Matt
Next time you open your mouth, I'll push. -Andy to Matt
Matt: If I take the cross product of you and Alison, I get zero?
Derek: No, you get August.
I should have known better than to expect Lewis to be familiar with the crevices of a woman's body. -Kira
Security has my trashcan. -Ethan
How can you not know where I live? You put my underwear on my doorknob!! -Mari to Matt
Why are we requesting money for homoerotica? I mean, it's a good cause, but... -Mari
We had a good music program at my school. We learned to play the kaliedoscope! -Ethan
You're a small dog with big teeth... who needs a bath. -Matt
I hate it when Religious people get involved in things that interest me. Stupid parents. -Josh
Hey, everyone means me when they talk about women! I am the Überwoman! -Kathy
"Swallow, BEEP!"
"Don't you rape me."
-Deanna - poking the bellybutton
-Chloe
Kira: I want to get this conversation back to cheese, where it belongs.
Okay, so first he's from Brooklyn, then he's a Rasta, and now he's Puerto Rican! -Denise
He's like Miss Cleo! -August
I don't like it when strange men force you to tango. -Mari
Chris: If she's the devil, what does that make me?
August: The devil's bitch!
You did say "ass karma" before! -Scott
Ahh! I don't need to see Lewis's tounge in action! -Kira
This is me speaking for Matt - because I'm not here and I have 2 other positions... <shouted down> -Andy [at SFA elections???]
This is one of those puns that's punishable by marriage in seventeen counties in Tennessee. -John
John+Shaun: ∀x, x can suck it!