Wow, it's amazing, I totally turned my brain off. -Mari
The scottish built an Empire out of wood and sheep. But then they were
overthrown. -Dan
Yes, because the British don't masturbate like everyone else. -August
The road to hell is paved... with sheep. -Tim
No, I will not be a druid prune! -Corwin
And by time, you mean sex, right? -Derek
...and no one knows where anyone else's balls are. -Derek
Fuck you for your odd pizzas, and no, we don't have any penis! -The Dominos people to Andrew
Jonny, tell him what he's won! -August
Cream filled monkeys and a box of kleenex to clean up after. -Dan
Yes. You know you want to do the sheep! -Josh
If Andy told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? -Erica
Only if it didn't hurt. -Matt
I have a thirty inch crotch. -Kathy
Stop eating people! You need to lose weight! -August to Andrew
I'll send Garibaldi after your penis. -Liz to Lewis
I'm a 30th level lecherous pervert. -Lewis
Don't ignore me, I'm always right. -Erica
All roads lead to my crotch. -Jeremy
We didn't know who would puke first... me licking the cheese, or you because I was licking you! -Dan to Jeremy
I didn't do anything to my banana. I just yelled and nothing happened. -Matt
It doesn't get any better until the flying turtles come. -Wakey
The fun thing is when you forgot what gender people are. -Dan
Did someone just say Derek, Prince of Lust
? -Callen
Are you cute? -Andrew to Tim
I am Tim. -Tim
My preferences are louder than your's, therefore they are right. -Sancho
Only I can masturbate with my penis. -Jeremy
Everything begins and ends in anal probing. -Wakey
Dan: Sex?
Ashley: Yes. No, wait!!
You're dumb, I don't understand. -Alison
I've got a dildo on my head. -Jeremy
You don't need alcohol to be scatological! -Ashley
Haven't you seen proton porn? -Sancho
Fusion: isn't that like nucleons having sex? -Matt
I didn't have sex with Yoda's mother. -Lewis
Part of the name of this show ends with er
-Derek
Murder? -Dan
No. Wrote... wait... -Derek
It wouldn't do much if you sat on my. I don't have a penis. -Kathy
At least infomercials don't lynch black people. -Daniel
All your crap about Democrazy is trolling. -Ethan to Josh
Since Wakey occupies that special part of my next to my spleen. -Asa
Blessed Femur? -Emily
Druids are the outside Unitarians. -Becca