August: Can you add one to 'a'?
Matt: Yes, you get two.
THOR'S TWEEZERS! -Erica
THOR'S NAILCLIPPERS! -Denise
THOR'S WATERSLIDE? -Kathy
Let's kill the conservative republicans. -Erica
That wouldn't be that liberal of us. -Matt
It's a lot easier to get here when you live upstairs. -Josh
I personally would have gone w/ the chemistry teacher. -Ethan
Does anyone else want pie before I take a shower? -Josh
Derek: Everyone in this house is too damn literal!
Ethan: Derek, are you too damn literal?
I definitely like the smell of drunk women. -Matt
Asa, your knee is hot -Matt
I had no idea what was going on until I ... ... understood. -Ethan
Someone else needs to start being quotable so I can stop being a majority. -Matt
Lewis orders pizza: "663- No, that is yours. 646-5184."
From this angle it looks as though August has Yoda's ears. -Hanna
I wish I was from planet Badass. -Callen
You wouldn't want the Jello to be brittle, because then it would lose its jiggly powers. -Matt
The inquisitions was hilarious - except for the death and persecution parts. -Brynn
Thank god I'm agnostic! -Derek
Are you calling my father a southern republican and a child molester? I'll have you know he never molested me once! -Ashley
Jesuits: Swat team of Christianity -Derek
I can see your breasts, just tell me! -Matt [to Callen]
If I wore a bra, I'd tell you my size. -Andy
Okay, Garibaldi's gun is back in his pants. -Kathy
But he's Josh. He's easy to shop for. -Derek
Pot smoking is the perfect use of astral perception. -Sancho
Since when is the market price of sexy women $250,000? -Hanna
Since Kathy said it was! -Matt
Kathy's the Alan Greenspan of sexy women. -Josh
Dan: You're the same age as I am, Rob.
Rob: Not in gay years.
It's like Zen. You just shoot stuff! -Derek
Bitsy: "Are you racist in your bread eating?"
"I only eat the finest upper class white crust bread!" -Asa
This painful death brought to you by... the letter J! -Denise
"Hanna -- you get drunk wrong." -Ethan