"No implants for Mark!"
-Scott
"It's not truly a wild+crazy night 'til Matt is orange."
-Mike
"I was only doing what everyone else was doing!"
-Shilpa
"On my breast!"
-Anne
"I'm not sucking, just biting."
-Sean
"You're picking up the wizard and running away!"
-Mark
"No! Dragons are made of experience!"
-Sean
"When I am a spinster, I shall sit on my porch with a slingshot and
shoot small children."
-Dan
"I was planning on doing that anyway, even if I'm not a spinster. And
it won't be a slingshot."
-Lewis [Two days later]
"Small things can be evil and deadly too!"
-Dan
"Sure, Dan, sure they can."
-Scott
"At least for him, what they say about big feet is true."
-Dan
"How big were his feet?"
-Matt
"I'm not a student anymore- I'm just unemployed!"
-Sean [In distress at learning it's not Saturday]
"No hot lesbian action in my bed!"
-Sean [x5]
[On Teleportation]
"We could always program the stone circle out in the arb."
-Denise
"We are not fucked"
-Kenji
"I don't know, is Chris a high enough level druid to do that?"
-Lewis
"I'm Jesus Christ! Fuck all y'all!"
-Kenji
"It's like watching Lewis eat dessert!"
-Mark [On a video game character devouring a human soul]
"They've got a leopard bra. They TOUCHED me with it!"
-Lewis
"Eeuww"
-Mark