"It's a moon slinky, except it's twisted"
"It's as scary as all Hell, is what it is"
-Dan + Mike
"I'll bite you!"
"You already bit me, several times!"
"I'll bite you for real!"
-Dan + Sancho
"Don't stick that out unless you intend to use it."
-Denise
"Are you a prospie?"
-Michele to Dan
"Ah!! I just realized I have to write a paper for tomorrow! In a language I don't understand... and it's not English!"
-Dan
"No, you got to soften the blow. You got to lubricate." [not
entirely sure about this one...]
-Thorin
"'OOm?"
-Sean
"Um... yeah... anarchy..."
-Shilpa
"Someone has to lick your feet now, Christine."
-Becky
"My computer won't dial up and my immaculate conception is bothering me."
-Shilpa
"You're just lucky this school has sexual harrasment laws!"
-Sean
"I don't know about the Spanish profs, I don't speak French"
-Kelly
"I'm not on the board."
-Mike
"I'll kill you"
"No you won't"
"Yes I will"
"No you won't"
"Giga Slave"
-Becky + Sean
"Becky, get me a rolling-pin"
-Shilpa
"Everybody's horny. Deal with it."
-Christine
"Why do we scare you?"
"Because we're really scary!"
-Mike + Abby
"Something's wrong with our reception"
...<Sean kicks Dan>
-Sean
"Spirtual sex? Why not?"
-Christine
"No, not your thumb! I want to bite your other finger!"
-Dan the ticklish
"I have rug burn on my face"
-Todd
"Oh, I see. He just wanted you on top!"
-Sancho (? definitly San[one or two letters]o)
"Xenophobia! So that's why they're so attractive!"
-Christine